Chicken Little (transcript)

Buck Cluck : [voice over, after the Walt Disney Pictures logo is finished] Now, where to begin?

[opening to the light with pixie dust]

Buck Cluck : How about "Once upon a time"?

[opening door slams and cuts to black]

Buck Cluck : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

[opening to sunrise while the Circle of Life plays]

Buck Cluck : No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

[Alternate Storybook's opening with a forest leaves]

Buck Cluck : Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Walt Disney Pictures presents dissolve] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.